Seneca · On the usefulness of basic principles
Letters 95.26
I remember once hearing gossip about a notorious dish into which everything over which epicures love to dally had been heaped together by a cookshop that was fast rushing into bankruptcy; there were two kinds of mussels, and oysters trimmed round at the line where they are edible, set off at intervals by sea-urchins; the whole was flanked by mullets cut up and served without the bones.
Seneca, Letters to Lucilius 95.26, translated by Richard Mott Gummere